Note to self: Never go out with mother's side of the family for dinner without being heavily sedated. Or drunk.

First of all, we went to this flaboyantly Italian resteraunt. Great food, served family style, they give you *tons* of it. They even have a special red room dedicated entirely to the Pope. And there's random Italian people all over the walls. There's some poster about the benefits of enemas as you leave the resteraunt. ^_;

So food=good.

I forgot to mention there was also a surprise party for an uncle of mine on the other side of the family in the same room. He's turning 60, so they brought a ton of people, and we happened to be in the same room. They looked like they were having fun.

Andre. Andre is a lil sweetheart. And devilishly funny. I swear, the boy's going to grow up to be s short version of Wayne Brady. He was rapping to himself (oldschool) all night long. And imitating Michel Jackson. (This here's the only country where a black man can grow up to be a white woman!) His mom picks on him because Veronica blames stuff on him. He's basically a cute little wanna-be thug. He was chewing on toothpicks all night pretending they were joints.

Veronica. pain in the ass. Whiny. Spoiled ROTTEN. She had a huge stack of presents, and she says "Is that all?". She pouts when she doesn't get her way, like when I told her it was rude to inturrupt people when they were talking. She kicked me in the shin all night long. She kept trying to take presents people had given to her mom. >.< lil twerp needs discipline. I think the problem is that her mom drops everything any pays attention to her when she whines, and never says no.

All in all, stressful evening I couldn't get out of. But the rum-soaked cake in the tiramisu helped numb it all out.

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